Party Gay

2012-01-06T16:28:00.000-08:00

2011-12-13T22:02:00.000-08:00

2011-11-18T20:44:00.000-08:00

2011-11-08T22:42:00.000-08:00

2011-10-31T20:51:00.000-07:00

2011-10-25T19:42:00.000-07:00

2011-10-09T10:59:00.000-07:00

public display of fitness

2011-10-07T20:32:00.001-07:00

2011-09-01T15:31:00.000-07:00

CAUGHT IN A FAT ROMANCE

2011-09-01T10:24:00.001-07:00

2011-08-26T11:31:00.000-07:00

Derek's short film

2011-07-29T13:53:00.001-07:00

here's to new begginings...

2011-07-07T13:28:00.000-07:00

ever since i dropped out of journalism school at community college i knew i was destined to be a great writer. but in which genre, specifically, would i choose to write? would it be ghost stories? maybe. would it be 17th century french poetry? surely not. today, however, i have finally chosen a discipline: television show ideas. not the actual writing of the show's content but just a rough paragraph or so about the basic idea of the show. here are some ideas that i already came up with in like 2 seconds because it was easy.

1. the first show i thought of combines the intensity of a high-stakes game show with the stupidness of a dating show and the controversy of animal murder. in this "blind date" meets "who wants to be a millionaire?" meets a bunch of dead cows type show, a guy gets set up on a blind date. but heres the catch... the guy has to take his date to a slaughterhouse. he has 20 minutes to convince her to marry him despite the fact that they've never met before and they're in a slaughterhouse. if he convinces her to get married, he wins like a billion dollars. but if he doesn't, he has to have a cow as a pet for one month and then kill it and make it into like 100 cheeseburgers and then eat all of them. the show would be called "bring somebody's daughter to the slaughter... house."

2. in vietnam, money is called "dong." in this next show i'm proposing called "cold, hard dong" a vietnamese heroin cartel/gang is always selling heroin to young neighborhood children. they always make a lot of money and they always get away with it and everything is all good. its basically about how the cartel just gets money and parties and it has a feel-good "entourage" kind of vibe.

3. becoming a successful actor is hard. and getting an interview with a successful actor is hard too. "inside the actors studio apartment" would basically be me interviewing waiters and waitresses in their shitty apartments about why they failed at acting. I would be like " so steve, how come you didnt get that shampoo commercial? because you totally told me you nailed that audition" and steve would be like "well i really dont want to get my start in commercials anyway i would rather start off with short independent film or maybe..." and i would be like "shut the fuck up steve you work at red robins you take what you can get"

thats pretty much all i can think of right now but i'll probably think of some more so "stay tuned." thats an industry term. and if you are interested in buying any of these ideas please contact me through my e-mail vampiresR4real@dragonbongdesigns.com

new NULL graphic I did if you're a shop you should order these

2011-05-05T10:31:00.000-07:00

Painting for my friend Jeremy's new shop Crisis in broom field

2011-05-05T10:20:00.001-07:00

420 stickers for satellite

2011-04-20T09:05:00.000-07:00

2011-04-09T21:27:00.000-07:00

NEW ZINE DONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2011-03-31T13:38:00.000-07:00

tips for success 2: better tips

2011-03-30T18:28:00.000-07:00

i haven't written anything for a very long time, partially because i'm not funny anymore but mostly because i just didn't feel like it. yeah, that's right. i didn't give a shit about shit except for booze, regular drugs, street drugs, and Showtime series. and stealing. those times were awesome, but now that my life is spiraling out of control more slowly than ever, i feel compelled to offer a revised version of an article i previously wrote called "tips for success." i realize now that success doesn't have to mean having an entire house filled with money, as indicated in the previous article, but rather success is found in the small day to day triumphs that keep you from totally losing it and just, fucking, i don't know just, like, doing something really bad. here is tips for success 2: better tips

1.don't be homeless- you know these guys, walking around, picking cigarette butts out of the trash, looking all dirty. it's like, get a home already. and some cooler clothes.

2.don't be crazy about jesus- yes, you can believe in jesus and still be successful but no one's gonna think you're cool except for other weird crazy jesus people. and if you do believe in jesus, fine, but just shut up about it. believing in jesus in 2011 is exactly the same as siding with mel gibson on everything he's ever said or done.

3.don't hang out at the cab stand- i have been punched in the face three times there.

4.try to keep an even keel- i mean this pertaining to your attitude and level of respect for people around you. like, don't be yelling racial slurs on the bus. and remember, if you get caught slapping a woman in the face three times you're never allowed to go back to catacombs.

5.fuck chase bank- what the fuck is this shit about charging me for not using my debit card enough? i use that fucking thing all the time.

well, there you have it. my new tips for possibly even greater success than my old tips would've gotten you. just keep them in mind at all times. especially number 3.

2011-02-16T21:41:00.000-08:00

stuff from installation show

2011-01-30T10:14:00.000-08:00

2011-01-17T21:40:00.000-08:00

2011-01-04T21:55:00.001-08:00

2010-12-20T16:33:00.000-08:00

sistazz of longmont from Partygay on Vimeo.

NOT BAD!

2010-12-15T20:45:00.001-08:00

2010-12-05T16:25:00.000-08:00

2010-11-26T16:46:00.001-08:00

CREEK LIFE!: Day In The Life from Installite on Vimeo.

YABO'S ART SHOW

2010-11-19T16:55:00.000-08:00

KATZ'S PARENTS IN NEW NEVER SHOUT NEVER VIDEO SMOKIN DOOBIES

2010-11-19T16:42:00.000-08:00

JUGGALO INTERVIEW

2010-11-17T15:52:00.000-08:00

META 10 YEAR ANNIVERSARY VIDEO AND THE WOLF THIS FRIDAY

2010-11-14T22:20:00.000-08:00

2010-11-07T22:31:00.001-08:00

BEAR PIT from Partygay on Vimeo.

mike katz guide to dating by derek milton

2010-11-06T18:29:00.000-07:00

Mike Katz's Guide to Dating from Dr. Ock on Vimeo.

Halloween party

2010-10-31T14:41:00.001-07:00

YouTube Video

2010-10-29T11:23:00.000-07:00

CREEK LIFE SCULPTURE FOR SATELLITE

2010-10-24T17:44:00.000-07:00

Mr. Esparza

2010-10-11T21:03:00.000-07:00

PARTYREAPER from Partygay on Vimeo.

2010-10-04T13:40:00.001-07:00

11 am beer bong

2010-09-30T12:11:00.001-07:00

YouTube Video

Autumn Bowl-Horse on its Last Leg.

2010-09-28T14:25:00.000-07:00

Block Rescue from Robbie Barclay on Vimeo.

A short for the "Barclay Is Budder" Series

Ben Colo turns 24!

2010-09-26T12:05:00.001-07:00

Old fuck!!

YouTube Video

D ROCKS AWESOME SHORT FILM

2010-09-25T21:44:00.000-07:00

THE DAZE from Dr. Ock on Vimeo.

NEW META T-SHIRT COMING SOON BY LAURENT AND YABO

2010-09-25T11:59:00.000-07:00

Cody loves Shawn white

2010-09-24T17:02:00.001-07:00

Dantique gets iced

2010-09-23T18:24:00.001-07:00

YouTube Video

2010-09-22T11:59:00.000-07:00

ramp in the back yard R.I.P.

2010-09-19T09:59:00.001-07:00

meta ramp edit from Partygay on Vimeo.

STICKERS COMING SOON!!!!!!!

2010-09-14T09:23:00.000-07:00

ART SHOW IN NYC

2010-09-08T09:26:00.001-07:00

fucking kids man

2010-09-02T01:52:00.000-07:00

i have always hated anybody younger than me, and that includes babies. but this dude at my work has a one year old baby and every time i ask him like "aw man doesn't it suck balls to have a baby" he starts talking about some kind of bottomless love that he had never felt until he had his son. and even though i tell him how retarded that sounds, he insists upon the joys of fatherhood. then i started thinking, maybe babies are here for a reason. then i was like, fuck it i'm getting a baby. and then i kind of reverted back to just thinking about it, and now i'm making a pros and cons list to see what having an authentic baby might entail.

pro: having a baby means i probably got laid. that is of course barring a sperm thief or some kind of toilet seat situation.

con: babies are annoying.

pro: tax returns. that dude at my work told me you get like an extra $2,000 back on your taxes if you have a kid, and by some kind of cosmic coincidence it just so happens that yesterday i bought an $1800 wax sculpture of eddie murphy on my credit card and i don't have the money to pay it off.

con: babies can't drive. some of them can't even walk. babies are pretty much the equivalent of a really drunk college kid, which means i would probably try to beat it up and instead it would just beat me up. this scenario makes me very apprehensive.

pro: breast feeding would be going down all the time. it would be boobs everywhere like a european beach scene or something.

con: babies are stupid

pro: some babies can turn into millionaires. take, for instance, will smith. he used to be a baby but now he has a million dollars. and its not just black babies. literally any color of baby could eventually completely financially support its dad.

potential con: girls vaginas... do they get bigger? i don't really know how that works.

well, apparently there are exactly four pros and four cons to having a baby, but the last one is only a potential con so i'm leaning towards going for it. i guess hit me up on facebook if you wanna be the mom, or just text me or something.

2010-08-27T16:34:00.001-07:00

M.I.A.

2010-08-25T07:30:00.000-07:00

2010-08-24T22:03:00.001-07:00

COCONUT BEACH WRITE UP IN THE ONION

2010-08-24T17:22:00.000-07:00

COCONUT BEACH

2010-08-22T21:24:00.000-07:00

Been Working Round the Clock

2010-08-19T19:47:00.000-07:00

Some Idiot in the projects.

2010-08-15T13:55:00.000-07:00

Some idiot in the projects. from Partygay on Vimeo.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY BUDDY, LOST BUT NEVER FORGOTTEN

2010-07-29T10:46:00.000-07:00

photos by clay kessack

RAD PHOTO BY BROCK

2010-07-21T18:17:00.000-07:00

2010-07-18T09:41:00.000-07:00

2010-07-13T18:34:00.001-07:00

STAY GAY from Partygay on Vimeo.

I WENT TO THE BLACKS IN WAX MUSEUM WITH MY MOM IN BALTIMORE

2010-07-11T21:20:00.000-07:00

SPEEDWOLF RIPS

2010-07-10T18:45:00.000-07:00

SUMMERS HERE

2010-06-10T14:21:00.000-07:00

STUDY STRAIGHT from Partygay on Vimeo.

some poems i wrote a while ago

2010-06-10T13:44:00.000-07:00

here are some very long and well thought out poems by mike katz

disillusioned lifeguard

you can't tell me what to do just because you're a lifeguard

unless we're at a pool

and you're on duty

but even then i might not listen to you

because you're like 13

and i don't take orders from 13 year olds

and i used to be a junior lifeguard so i know what i'm doing

just call it a cat

i think it's weird that some people will still call a cat a pussy

like "here pussy"

and it's like, i don't want to hear my mom saying pussy all the time

maybe i should just move out of my parent's house

lobster bisque

i wonder if people have pet lobsters

if i had a pet lobster i would name it bisque

so when i had people over i could be like "this is my lobster, bisque"

do you think people would find that funny?

probably not

they'd probably be thinking "he is going to cook that lobster and turn it into bisque"

anyway i stole some lobster bisque from king soopers today and that's what made me think of that

Memorial Day...

2010-05-31T18:28:00.000-07:00

memorial day at the rockaways from Partygay on Vimeo.

Good Ol' Country Boys in NYC

2010-05-27T13:02:00.000-07:00

NYC County Livin' from Partygay on Vimeo.

NOTHING LESS FROM THE HOODMIESTER

2010-05-16T19:16:00.000-07:00

some guy, at the bar

2010-05-08T16:38:00.000-07:00

That guy at the bar.... from Partygay on Vimeo.

2010-05-04T22:09:00.000-07:00

yabo's CU BFA show installation

2010-05-03T15:10:00.000-07:00

COCONUT BEACH

2010-04-29T12:35:00.000-07:00

TONIGHT! THURSDAY! Opening up for Night Beats w/ thee goochi boiz at Astroland in North Boulder. Show's at 8pm. FRIDAY! Fresh Friday at Installation... free drinks and new songs from the 'Beach. Come 'round 7:30pm.

420 brah

2010-04-20T12:49:00.000-07:00

If you are as unfortunate as me and have to be in Boulder today, I suggest as little contact with the general public as possible. It's like mardigras for retards

Heres an oldie but goodie of my roomate from his college years

Sam at META made an edit of the ramp jam last weekend

2010-04-17T11:36:00.000-07:00

Yabo's BFA show for CU

2010-04-15T10:58:00.000-07:00

Friday the 23rd from 5-7 come check it out

BFA Show

RAMP PARTY FOR DEMPSEY

2010-04-13T12:46:00.000-07:00

2010-04-13T12:45:00.001-07:00

Now making boards

2010-04-10T13:12:00.000-07:00

2010-04-01T11:54:00.000-07:00

park hammers from Partygay on Vimeo.

RAMP NIGHTS

2010-03-31T19:56:00.000-07:00

RAMPS RAMPS RAMPS from Partygay on Vimeo.

2010-03-30T13:49:00.000-07:00

Trout Fishing in America… Drunk

2010-03-29T01:09:00.000-07:00

Drinking means different things to different people. For some, it’s a casual activity to stimulate conversation among friends. Others just enjoy the uninhibited freedom that drinking provides. And some people use it as an excuse to claim they don’t remember having sex with me. But whatever reasons you may have for drinking, the fact remains that drinking is never a bad thing. Unless you’re in a fraternity and then you’ll probably end up getting a dick drawn on your forehead as you slowly die of alcohol poisoning. Dick drawings rule.

If you haven’t planned ahead, you can find yourself very drunk with nothing to do, and depending on how much you suck, you might also be by yourself.

maybe not entirely by yourself

Being really drunk by yourself can feel weird if you don’t have years of practice, but fear not. There are plenty of things you can do to avoid becoming a pathetic mess of shame and tears. I usually kick things off with a trip to the gas station. It’s only a few blocks away, but it’s a good idea to drive. Walking around drunk and alone is a surefire way to get attacked by a dog, and driving when you’re drunk is a good opportunity to pretend you’re flying a jet… which would be awesome. Once you’re at the gas station, you’ll realize that all the food there looks really good. I usually gravitate towards the burrito and sandwich section. If you’re about to buy a sandwich and you realize that you don’t have enough money, you’re first instinct will be to steal that shit. Then you’ll remember that you go to that same gas station every morning before school, so you should probably just put the sandwich back and get one of those meat-stick and cheese things, or some combos.

bitch where them combos at

After a good 20 minutes of eating combos and watching Rock of Love Tour Bus, you’ll come to the depressing realization that most of the combos are gone and your dad hates you. But just because you didn’t amount to even a fraction of what your dad wanted you to be doesn’t mean you can’t call him and lie to him about how great its been going lately. The conversation should go something like this:
“Hey dad, it’s Mike”
“Hi Michael. Shouldn’t you be in class right now?”
“Uhh… I finished the test early and now I’m doing homework in the library”
“Really? Because it sounds like you’re crying”
“No”
“God damnit Michael you’re drunk aren’t you. Why don’t you get off your ass and do something with your life?”
“Actually, dad, I am doing something. I just took out a loan and I’m gonna start, like, a store. And I’m gonna be the president of it”
“No you didn’t”
“And I got a super-fine new girlfriend who gives me blowjobs all the time. You got any shit like that going on? I don’t think so” ” Listen Mike, I’m at the Casino. I need to go but do you want me to bring you back one of those cheese-steaks you like?”
“Yes please”

Following the great success of your phone call, you’ll be riding high and thinking about cheese steaks. But don’t get too excited, because you’re about to remember that you need to get laid immediately. After calling every girl in your phone, and then calling your sister back to leave a message apologizing for the first message you left because you thought she was another Sarah, you’ll turn to the internet. The internet is nature’s most awesome way to blow it with the ladies when you’re drunk. As opposed to an actual conversation, you can never claim you really said something else when it’s written on the internet. You will most likely also send inappropriate messages to your friend’s girlfriends because nobody is there to remind you that it’s a bad idea.

Since you’re already at the computer, you’ll probably end up doing what you usually do at the computer, which is to start looking at porn about 20 seconds before your dad gets home. Your overall drunkenness will cause you to hastily shut down the operation and maybe forget to close a browser window. Better luck next time.

2010-03-14T10:45:00.000-07:00

Mornings After

2010-03-05T16:34:00.000-08:00

Untitled from Partygay on Vimeo.

2010-03-03T12:15:00.001-08:00

Coconut Beach

2010-02-27T17:53:00.000-08:00

New Coconut Beach song up on their site

Drunk by the pool

video from the fags in the big apple

2010-02-27T10:59:00.000-08:00

Whatevers Clever from Partygay on Vimeo.

NEW SHIRTS AT META

2010-02-27T10:45:00.001-08:00

Yabo and Canyon pocket t

Meta Partygay collaboration designed by rich

2010-02-17T11:54:00.001-08:00

META HAS A NEW WEBSITE

2010-02-15T13:29:00.000-08:00

New Meta Website

2010-02-15T10:10:00.000-08:00

SPORTS COMEDY OF THE WEEK

2010-02-12T19:34:00.000-08:00

as of late I have really been feeling sports comedies so I am going to post a trailer for one every week last week (or few weeks ago) was over the top this week is hotdog the movie not bad

IF YOU LIVE IN SF GO TO THIS

2010-02-11T17:38:00.001-08:00

2010-02-11T07:53:00.000-08:00

FUCK YEAH HIGHLIFE

2010-02-07T14:07:00.001-08:00

now you're a man

2010-02-06T01:15:00.001-08:00

now that i'm 23 and a full grown bro-dawg, i'm done with all this little kid shit (as erik hynek once said... all the time). i'm initiating some drastic lifestyle changes, some of which i've already put into place. basically, here is some new stuff i'm doing now that i should've been doing when i was like 18.

1. lying less - just kidding. that was a lie right there. if anything i'm lying way more. now when people ask me what i do, instead of saying "nothing" or "i dropped out of school" i just tell them i'm a writer for a prestigious art blog without the word gay in the title.

2. getting a head start - on going to the bar. these days i go to the bar around 4 or 5 o'clock everyday to beat the annoying rush of hot young coeds who look like they want me to fuck them but really don't. when i show up at the bar, the only other person there is a 60-year-old man who drinks pitcher after pitcher of beer by himself and solves crossword puzzles by spelling the words however he pleases.

3. condoms - condoms are for teenagers so i'm not going to use them anymore.

4. drinking differently - i'm done getting wasted. from now on, i'm just gonna stay wasted. instead of occasionally drinking a lot of beer, i'll be constantly drinking a little wine. it's classier and it goes better with my cheese-sticks.

5. playing the drums - at all hours of the night. despite living in my parents basement i feel like i should have the right to jam out whenever i want, which is usually when i come home drunk in the middle of the night. i don't know why they're bummed i'm getting pretty good.

episode #3-night in denver

2010-02-06T00:24:00.000-08:00

this is the 3rd installment of my series "intellectuals" and it's definitely the dumbest episode yet

night in denver from Partygay on Vimeo.

a little song i wrote

2010-01-27T16:29:00.000-08:00

ode to my neighbor from Partygay on Vimeo.

Im siked this movie exist

2010-01-26T16:01:00.001-08:00

2010-01-19T20:27:00.000-08:00